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Here is a list of previously-answered questions...
Kyle is a marketing student employee.
Asked: 09.30.09-10.01.09 |
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Zombieland: FREE Advanced Screening
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 You know what I noticed today? Of course you don’t! You’re reading this because you look to me for life advice. Well, I hate to break it to you, but the only thing I’m good at is writing semi-confusing articles that tie in some vague theme dealing with a giraffe. Back to what I noticed. The days are getting shorter, the weather is cooling down (HAH). This means many things. Smiles seem warmer, hot chocolate and apple cider aren’t so offensive, and we look forward to things like Halloween and Thanksgiving.
And speaking of Halloween, how about something scary? And no, not the thought of your grandmother in the shower. I’m thinking free advanced screening of Zombieland. OMG, yes, I said what you read. FREE MOVIE. It’s at Gallagher (duh) at 7pm on the 30th! (Bummer if you’re reading this Thursday) Here’s my advice, I’ve been to a few of these, and the lines start quickly, so if you want a guaranteed seat (and not the one sitting next to the kid eating boogers, he graduated high school and came to college too, you know) then show up around 6:15pm. I don’t think enough people read this to think “Well, if they all show up at 6:15, then I should show up earlier!” No. Stop thinking that-6:15 should be good.
Ah, almost forgot. You’ll need a pass. Don’t worry, you can get them at a few places. So, grab it in CSIL, at the Info Desk, Games Room, or Gallagher Box Office. Just pick one of those places, unless you’re feeling like an overachiever, in which case, go get some VINDALOOOOO! bam. Skin-uh-fied.
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Asked: 09.28.09-09.29.09 |
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Here piggy piggy piggy
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Let’s say you’re a domesticated wombat (and we’re all REALLY proud of you for reading the newspaper). So, Mr./Mrs. Wombat, How’s it going? Seen any good movies lately? I heard about your legal issues with the Johnson family next door, bummer. But you know what’s not a bummer Mr./Mrs. Wombat?
SAVVY STUDENT WEDNESDAYS AT THE UNION(s)! I don’t know if you caught it, but I just connected something really random to something worthwhile. I’ll give you a minute to go back and gather the pieces of your brain, because I know I just blew it up. You ready now? Ok, let’s get down to the nitty gritty, or hey, let’s just call it “the skinny.” (Someone needs to stop me, the cheese factor just grows tenfold each article.)
Savvy Student Wednesday. I know you wonder what this wonderfully alliterated phrase has to do with you; so sit back, relax, grab a top hat and smile, because here it goes. It’s $3 lunches at the Unions restaurants! Now, not everything is just $3, but a lot of food is! So, for a full list of what is on the $3 menu and at which restaurant, you’ll have to hit up union.arizona.edu/cheapeats. I know with your wombat paws it may be difficult, but bear with me, it’s worth it. A delicious hot meal for just $3. It gives you a whole new reason to smile on Wednesday!
Bam. You’ve been skinnified. VINDA-wait for it... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Asked: 09.23-09.24.09 |
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Can I Please have a seat?
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Hey. You. Yes, you (and you way over there), it’s that time of the day, when you read my article, and smile uncontrollably afterwards. So, let’s get down to business here. We’re going to talk about seating arrangements, and not the kind you’re thinking of. Those awkward little charts your middle school teacher would make up that ALWAYS had you sitting next to the smelly kid that ate his boogers (unless you were that kid, in which case...hey. What’s up?). Yeah, I’m not down with that. What I’m talking about, is seating at the Unions.
Scenario time. Let’s say you just got out of class, and you are “hong-gray” (say it out loud, it helps). So, you order your delicious baked potato (a very comfortable food) and drink, you pay, and then you see it. EVERY TABLE HAS SOMEONE SITTING THERE. And about half of them are people chillin’ on their laptops, or even worse... studying. So you eat lunch in the bathroom, like I always end up doing. What’s a person to do? Well, how about for all you study freaks out there, you could hit up any of the study lounges! There’s almost one outside every restaurant area. Or what about sitting with someone you don’t know?! This is college ya’ll. Meet people. Worst case scenario, they’re incredibly awkward and talk about giraffes the whole time. So, finish your meal and “have class.” You probably don’t have to see them again if you don’t want to. I’m just sayin’.
VINDALOOOOO! (now with 100% more skinny)
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Asked: 09.21.09-09.22.09 |
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Big and Yellow... and flying?
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Remember when you were a kid, and you thought that the washing machine was incredibly evil and ate small children? What? Oh, you’re right, that WAS only in Home Alone 2, and you’re also right, this has nothing to do with my intended topic.
I know you have all seen the big yellow barricades, and much like the big yellow magic school bus, these barricades are meant to teach you something. The Student Union is a place of peace, zen, and serenity. So, I made that up. The Union is absolutely CRAZY. There are people everywhere and the hustle and bustle (we should use that word more often, it’s a legit word) of the students makes for a unique strategy of dodging people to get through. It’s like Frogger, but with people. And like Frogger, we have to occasionally dodge vehicles. This is not cool. The canyon (the main walkway through the middle of the Union) is intended for feet, not wheels. As a bicyclist and longboarder, it pains even me to walk through the Union when the pavement is just calling to be wheeled on, but think about it for other people. Bikes take up room and can do some serious damage if you run into someone, like a truck does to Frogger. Skateboards are loud and not as operable in large crowds, much like the cast of The View.
So when you see the barricades, step off the board, walk the bike, look at a random person and smile. Because Kyle told you to. If you want to vent, just @reply me on twitter, you know the drill.
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Asked: 09.16.09-09.17.09 |
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CMF
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You know what I like? VINDALOOOO and giraffes. You know what else I like? Movies. I know, you’d never expect that coming from a media arts major, it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, I’m sure. Now that I am done butchering sentence structure left and right, I think its “biznizz” time. Why? Because it’s Wednesday. (Flight of the Concords reference, eat it up!)
Campus MovieFest. A small little deal that carries the tag-line “the worlds largest student film festival”– I think you know where this is going. What happens with this event? I’ll tell you! Student filmmakers all over campus sign up to make a five minute film to enter and compete against each other. They are loaned out some stellar equipment, top of the line Macbooks, HD Cameras, the whole deal; and then they are let loose (like the chimpanzees in Koffler) to make a movie.
I absolutely love local film festivals. You get the good, the bad, and the “OMG this is so bad it’s hilarious.” So, take my word for it, when I say this event will be a good time. So, when do we get to see these movies? Again, I’ll tell ya! The films will be screened Friday, September 18th at 7:30pm at Gallagher Theater in the Student Union. A few of my media arts classmates have entered their films, so I might just make this event. Yeah, for all seven of you humans, and the two squirrels that read this in their little squirrel nest, I’m pretty sure this will be my Friday night, so come hang out with me. I may or may not be the guy with the giraffe.
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Asked: 09.14.09-09.15.09 |
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Cactus Grill Breaky
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WAIT! Don’t skip over me just yet. I know, you see this large ad and some text in a box in the lower corner, and what could I have to say? ONLY THE BEST INFORMATION EVER. Now sit down, because you’re going to be knocked on your feet if you’re not. No really, my articles have this affect on people. They are physically and emotionally moved. I am like Oprah. I am the Student Union’s own Oprah. I just need my own book club now.
So, you’re saying “Ok, Oprah-Kyle, what do you have for me?” And my answer to you is, “Why are you asking these questions? Keep reading!” Now that I have destroyed all sense of accomplishment in your life, let’s talk about breakfast. Randomness, FTW!
Have you ever eaten a really good breakfast, and felt like you are ready to take on the day? Like, you are the hunter, and the day is a small flightless duck? Yeah, it’s that kind of breakfast I’m talking about. Where can you get it? Cactus. Grill. In the morning (of course). Seriously, this is one of the unions’ best kept secrets. Cactus Grill’s breaky (its MY word) is incredibly delicious and fulfilling. So, here’s my proposition. Go there. Simple, I know, but I know you won’t be disappointed. Get the french toast, always a safe bet, maybe some eggs, maybe some bacon. But most certainly, maybe a little VINDALOOOOOO! Sorry, I really can’t help myself anymore. If you care to tell me off about it, you know where to find me...somewhere around the giraffes (see first article).
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Asked: 09/09/09-09/10/09 |
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day after freedom
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Ready for my made up statistic? 76.3% of students like free things. The other 23.7%? They’re the weird ones who like to pay for things. Those are the people who fill other people’s parking meters. We like them. But in this instance, this has absolutely nothing to do what I’m writing about. And you’re wondering, like you do in every article I write, “Kyle, please inform me of this incredibly life changing news you’re about to instill into my life.” OK random person. Calm down. It’s happening. Right...now.
If you’re like the majority of the student body (I’m guessing 9 out of 10), you’ve seen The Hangover. But, did you see it for free? (movie pirates... be quiet this round) Gallagher Theater is showing it for FREE, yes FREE. How much? FREE? Yes, OMG. it’s really free. Keep reading.
Friday, September 11th, at midnight (wait, isn’t that Saturday? Am I asking myself a question? Now I’m lost.) Stay up till midnight on Friday, and check out The Hangover for free. That’s really my main point here. I don’t have much else to offer you other than a few high-fives and maybe a smile, and not many people want that.
Recap. The Hangover, for FREE, Friday the 11th, at midnight. Questions? Find me on Twitter and bother me there. Or, hit up union.arizona.edu and ask a question there. I’m so lonely, can you tell?
I almost forgot. VINDALOOOOOO!
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Asked: 09/08/09 |
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vindaloooooooooooo
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"Indian food." Just those two words alone can bring an uncultured stomach to its knees, trust me, I know. Now, I also know what you’re thinking, and yes, it’s because I’m telepathic. You’re thinking of that scene in Along Came Polly, where Ben Stiller is hobbled over in the bathroom. That wasn’t quite the situation, but, well... it’s funnier if I say it was. SO IT WAS.
I’ve had Indian food once before, and it was delicious. I had a very normal dish, Chicken Tikka at a restaurant off campus. Really, it is some tasty food, but my experiences afterward made me think twice about ordering again. Then along came Tikkas. A quaint idea from dining services that had everyone saying "WHAT?!" And I’m sure you’ve seen it advertised and wondered the same thing, since it shares quarters with Café Sonora. Let me tell you, I am so impressed. Now, not all campus food is scrum-diddly-uptious like; but this place is, and with none of the side effects of my previous Indian food experiences: it’s stomach safe. I have caught myself craving the lamb curry, or my new favorite, pork vindaloo. I mean, who doesn’t want to eat something that has the word "vindaloo" in it? It’s like, the most fun word to say out loud. Next time you’re in lecture, just go ahead and scream it when it gets all quiet. It’s ok, I’ve spoken with every professor on campus, and they all said you’re allowed to scream "VINDALOOOOOOO!"
Vindaloo FTW, ya’ll. Are you following me on twitter yet?.
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Asked: 09/02/09-09/03/09 |
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tweet
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Let’s talk Twitter. Now, I understand that so many people hate the idea of Twitter. They think it’s self indulgent mini pieces of useless information that no one else could possibly be interested in; and then they log on to Facebook to see if anyone’s commented on their Facebook status update, liked something on their wall, or my personal favorite, tagged a photo of them.
This is the same thing, just in a different form, and like it or not, Twitter is very quickly becoming the face of how information travels. The latest news blast by CNN? Your favorite websites uploading new content? A favorite band keeping in touch with their fans? Yeah, you’re starting to see it now. And no, I’m not being paid by the reps of Twitter to make some column about how everyone should use it.
What I am saying, is that for the haters out there, give it a chance. I’m sure you’re all the same people that spoke out about the Facebook changes, and even getting that thing they called "Myspace." For the rest of the academic year, I’m going to be tweeting about all sorts of things happening on campus. The events I go to, the specials I’m grabbing for lunch, and the awesomely random things I see on campus. It’s the same as reading my column, but with more pictures and less writing. So, check me out, my link is at the top. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
 Also, follow kyle on twitter twitter.com/kylestheskinny
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Asked: 08/31/09-09/01/09 |
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Open. Mic. Night. and Fries.
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You want to know what I think? Of course you do, you’re reading this. How does a milkshake sound to you? How about beer battered fries? How about open mic nights? The Cellar (bottom floor of the Student Union Memorial Center) will have all of those September 2nd at 7pm. I mean, the Cellar has the food year around, but open mic nights, yeah, that’s goin’ down on September 2nd...at 7pm. Did I mention its at 7pm? Yeah, It is.
"But Kyle, open mic nights? Really?" Yes, random person I imagine responding to this article, really. Say it with me. Open. Mic. Night. Here’s why this is special. Everyone has the option to perform, speak, read, sing, play, dance, blink, scream, and run around in circles for the first hour, and then Brienne Moore is playing at 8pm. If you haven’t been to an open mic night before, then you’re missing out. We have some incredibly talented students here, and this is their time to let loose and release their talent among the people that come. So, if you’re not the type to get up and say a few words on how you think animated movie Madagascar is based on true events, then you can come and hang out with some really chill students and enjoy some delicious food. And when people like me are finished destroying the eardrums of the public, Brienne Moore comes on at 8pm and plays some of her melodious tunes that mend broken hearts, clears minds, and diminishes the fear of all things bad. No, really, it’s true, I’ve listened to her on MySpace.
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Asked: 08/26/09-08/27/09 |
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Adamantium Claws
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As the glaze fades away from the freshman eyes and the campus begins to make more sense, we veterans know what’s to come: papers, projects, deadlines, homework, monkeys, and office hours. What? You didn’t know we lock all the freshmen in the Koffler building and let 3 hungry chimpanzees loose?
I’m dreaming out loud, no worries. Let’s get down to business. I discussed last time how my goal is to make sure boredom stays in its cage and doesn’t get let out upon the UA students who read what I write. Do your boring friends a favor, make them read me. I don’t care how you do it, but do it. Friends don’t let friends be bored. They just don’t. Think of it as community service.
Here is how we, yes we, are not going to be bored. August 27th, Gallagher is showing X-Men Origins: Wolverine for a small price of $3 at 10pm. If you haven’t gotten enough of Wolverine’s backstory shoved down your throats from the previous X-Men films, then wow, are you in luck. CGI? You got it. Weird stories of mutants? You really got it. Hugh Jackman running from government authorities and being a general bad-A? Yeah, you have that too. Unless you hate action, hate adamantium claws, hate mutants fighting other mutants (like you wish would happen in every circus you’ve ever been to), then you have no reason not to go to this. ...Can’t make it Thursday? How about Friday and Saturday at 7 AND 10pm? Boredom destroyed, FTW!
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Asked: 08/24/09-08/25/09 |
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Welcome to the skinny
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Here we are. Yes, right here. Another year, another nose to the grindstone (which is a saying that never made sense to me, why would you grind a nose?), another semester under our belt. So, what makes this year different? What makes it special and spectacular? What makes it epic and awesome?
You’re going to expect the same answer you’ve been fed at orientation and convocation and every other "-ation" event you’ve been to this summer– they all tell you that the students make the difference. Totally not true, and you know it.
Let’s break down what this little section is going to look like. My name is Kyle, I’m a simple guy, now a junior in college hoping for a Media Arts degree. My goal is to help you find entertainment on campus, wherever it might be. So, here’s the skinny– I keep an eye out for you and your boredom to make sure it never sneaks up on you when you least expect it.
I keep boredom at bay. Special sneak preview at Gallagher? You’ll know. Soft open of a new restaurant on campus with free food? You’ll know. Professor giving an awesome aeronautical science lecture? Don’t be silly, I’m an art major. Entertainment and fun are my game, and I’m going to make sure you’re kept up-to-date on everything worthwhile on campus.
You’re still wondering what makes this year awesome?
It’s giraffes, but I’m not telling why.
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Asked: 03/02/09 |
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Core @ PSU - It’s NEW!
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March is here. Once known by the ancient Romans as Martius, after Mars, the god of war. Appropriately named
because spring was the perfect time for the Romans to begin a new season of military campaigns. Since then, life
has become a little more peaceful. Instead of the simple work and leisure you now enjoy in college, your spring
would be spent in some far away country, armed with a pair of sandals and a Gladius to die fighting Germanic
barbarian tribes. In other words we can now enjoy simpler lives—with our only major threat being giant steel
machines called automobiles trying to crush us on the road. Hmm…so, maybe there’s work left to do. But, you can
still celebrate our relative peace and prosperity by reveling in a Roman feast of fresh ingredients at the new Core
restaurant in the Park Student Union, opening today. If you’re a fan of the original Core—and who on campus isn’t—
you’ll be enthralled by some of the new features, such as customized quesadillas. And, if you have any future plans
of becoming a gladiator, protein rich choices like albacore tuna will have you ready for the coliseum. Ave et vale! –
Cyrus
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Asked: 02/25/09 |
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BFA Exhibit
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They say time flies when you’re having fun. But time also flies when it’s February, the shortest month of the year.
Already, March is around the corner. And, if you’re anything like me, you know it’s important to fit in as much
memorable stuff as possible before the month ends. If you don’t do this, you run the risk of 2009 being remembered
by blocks of bad experiences versus good ones ("February? Yeah, that was the time I had a fender-bender and I got a
‘D’ on my midterm. It was awesome."). You can avoid this risk by remembering to stick some interesting stuff into
your schedule before February 2009 vanishes to the realm of the Dodo bird. My pick of the week has to be the BFA
Student Art Exhibition, with the reception happening this Friday at 5pm in the Union Gallery. Here you can view the
months of hard work by graduating art students, and possibly meet the world’s future Van Gogh. Check out all the
Union Gallery shows at union.arizona.edu/gallery. And, if you’re still not satisfied with the way the month is turning
out, it’s never too late to make a surprise trip to Las Vegas—just don’t blame the aftermath on me. See you next
week! – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/23/09 |
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Rodeo @ Redington
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It’s never a good idea to go into a grocery store hungry. Making decisions based on your appetite usually results in a
fridge full of nothing but garlic-cheese dip. Or a week’s salary wasted on a bulk supply of Mac & Cheese. It’s also
unwise to write a column while you’re hungry, because it’s difficult to focus on typing when—hmm—I would sure
love some garlic cheese dip right now. Wait, where was I? Oh, yes. If you’re looking for new and interesting things to
eat around campus, this is a week to remember. To start things off, Redington Restaurant is celebrating the state
rodeo every day this week from 11-1:30 PM with a menu chock-full of cowboy food. And if this isn’t enough, then go
to the new ‘Dinner & A Movie’ at the Park Student Union this Tuesday at 7PM. Now this is something I’m psyched
about—they’re screening Ratatouille. And the food they’re serving? ‘French inspired’ (Ratatouille, perhaps? We’ll
find out). You can expect many more movies with thematic dinners at the Union in the future, so keep an eye out for
them on the calendar. And don’t worry, next week I’ll discuss some diet tips. Ciao!! – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/18/09 |
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Film Festivals @ Gallagher
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Being cultured is more exciting than it sounds. For me, the best part of any new restaurant is picking out the most
exotic thing on the menu. If it involves tentacles or body parts I didn’t know existed, I’ll probably eat it. This way I
can both mimic my hero Andrew Zimmern on the Travel channel, and grant myself unparalleled bragging rights. But
if you don’t like simultaneously grossing out and impressing your friends at dinner, there are other options. One
popular way is to go on a European backpacking adventure. But this isn’t practical for students without money, or
students who are afraid of the metric system. Fortunately, you can still get cultured right at home in the Arizona
Student Unions. The Gallagher Theater is your source for mini-film festivals, indie-flicks, and plenty more films
proven to make you act smarter and feel more global. This Sunday afternoon, you can catch three exciting movies
playing as part of the Tucson Jewish Film Festival. And, throughout the rest of the year there is a never-ending
supply of both exotic screen gems from abroad, interesting documentaries, and the occasional Hollywood hit. For a
complete calendar, go to www.union.arizona.edu/gallagher. Sayonara! – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/16/09 |
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Yoga @ PSU
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I am as flexible as a pretzel. And by that, I mean as soon as somebody tries to bend me into a new shape, I break in
half. The appropriate metaphor for flexible people should involve Twizzlers. If you can twist yourself around like a
piece of red licorice, imagine the possibilities. I am, of course, innocently referring to the ability to reach objects on
very high shelves simply by extending your body out like Mr. Fantastic. Any other uses for being flexible… I’ll just
leave to your imagination. To cultivate this talent, you need to seek out the Monday morning, absolutely-free Yoga
training outside the Park Student Union from 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM. Yoga is also an excellent way to network with
people, as exchanging phone numbers is surprisingly easy when you both have "being bent into the shape of a toilet
bowl" suddenly in common with each other. After doing this, you’ll feel healthier throughout the rest of the day.
Now go and celebrate your newfound agility by playing Dance Dance Revolution down in the Cellar Games Room.
See you again on Wednesday. – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/11/09 |
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Dating Advice
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Last Monday I discussed where to take your crush on a date. But that’s only about ten percent of the process. "What
do I talk about?" is the real issue people worry about. Have you ever sat down at dinner— your palms sweating as
you try to think of what to say? Well if that’s the case, you need help, fast. The trick is to become improvisational.
This art is about being able to say whatever comes to your mind without letting anything un-smooth slip out ("I
haven’t bathed in over 7 days! Ha-ha-ha"). So stick to topics that are interesting versus embarrassing, and avoid all
boring "job interview" questions ("Where do you work? What’s your worst class? What’s your favorite color?" No!)
The best way to become improvisational is to attend one of the Open Mic Nights in the Cellar Bistro, and learn from
the masters. Another way is to visit the new "Boost" energy-drink store, as B vitamins and caffeine are known to
fight shyness. Finally, if the date is a success, be mindful about moving too fast. For instance, the first date may not
be the necessary time to visit the Sexual Responsibility booth in the mall. Try going back there after the second
date... – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/09/09 |
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Meeting People
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This week is Valentine’s Day, arguably the most controversial holiday on our Gregorian calendars. Founded through
legends like St. Valentine ripping out his still beating-heart with a knife and handing it to his ex-mistress (creating
the tradition of handing people heart-shaped boxes, plus inspiring lyrics to thousands of emo-songs). Today
February 14th is either loved or despised, not unlike the emotional swings of romance itself. But hopefully, your
love life can stay on the right side of the coin (love v. despair) by better understanding the concept of a "date." The
awkward pursuit of dinner and a movie is favored by the clueless as some magical way to christen an interaction as
"romantic." But in reality, a date is simply the process of building connections. No formality is necessary because
literally anything can be a date—so long as you’re expressing your personality in the process. Some mini-date ideas
include the free 20-minute Yoga lessons outside the Park Student Union every Monday at 11 AM. Or hanging out in
the Cellar Games Room after 10pm during the Insomniac Special. Just remember that building connections is what
spells romance, not how elaborate your plans are. Until next time... – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/04/09 |
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Gallagher: Tucson Jewish Film Festival
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Being cultured is more exciting than it sounds. For me, the best part of any new restaurant is picking out the most
exotic thing on the menu. If it involves tentacles or body parts I didn’t know existed, I’ll probably eat it. This way I
can both mimic my hero Andrew Zimmern on the Travel channel, and grant myself unparalleled bragging rights. But
if you don’t like simultaneously grossing out and impressing your friends at dinner, there are other options. One
popular way is to go on a European backpacking adventure. But this isn’t practical for students without money, or
students who are afraid of the metric system. Fortunately, you can still get cultured right at home in the Arizona
Student Unions. The Gallagher Theater is your source for mini-film festivals, indie-flicks, and plenty more films
proven to make you act smarter and feel more global. This Sunday afternoon, you can catch three exciting movies
playing as part of the Tucson Jewish Film Festival. And, throughout the rest of the year there is a never-ending
supply of both exotic screen gems from abroad, interesting documentaries, and the occasional Hollywood hit. For a
complete calendar, go to www.union.arizona.edu/gallagher. Sayonara! – Cyrus
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Asked: 02/02/09 |
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Charles Darwin: Improv Comedy
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Sometimes the environment is cranky. Take these last couple weeks for instance. The weather jumps between crazyhot
and painfully cold. You think you’ve dressed up for the harsh winter, but then you look like a lost Eskimo on
campus. Alternatively I came to school during a hot afternoon, in my T-shirt, and by the end of the day, the walk back
to my truck felt like I was one of Napoleon’s ill-fated soldiers marching across Siberia. But if you think these mood
swings are bad, wait until you see what happens if you disrespect her. Did you know that scientists estimate plastic
bags take about 1000 years to decompose? This means your great (x5) grandchildren will be cleaning thousands of
your Wal-Mart shopping experiences from whatever lakes still exist. To help save the world, we are pleased to
present The Unions Sustainability Committee, a new eco-conscious program. We are kicking this off with
RecycleMania, a ten-week recycling competition across different universities. Participate by locating one of the
sturdy black recycle bins around the Unions. Learn more by joining the SUMCSUSTAINABILITY listserv, or checking
out the website. Ciao! – Cyrus
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Asked: 01/29/09 |
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Charles Darwin: Improv Comedy
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Have you settled comfortably into your classes yet? They say the first two weeks are the hardest. Everything is
confusing and jarring because you haven’t set a pattern for yourself yet. A scheduled pattern may go something
like: wake up, eat, study for class, go to class, socialize, and sleep. Unfortunately, many students do not follow any
concise patterns, and instead they mesh these steps together so that they all occur simultaneously (eating,
studying for class, socializing, sleeping and waking up— while still in class). Regardless of what your pattern is, you
can add going to the Charles Darwin experience at 10pm every Tuesday night in the Gallagher Theater to your
schedule. This improvisational, interactive comedy troupe is as fundamental to your college experience as hiking in
the desert, deciding to spend a weekend in Mexico, and getting sick after jumping into a fountain with your friends
late at night (Did you know the water is filled with corrosive chemicals?). Of course, at 10pm on a school-night you
should probably be studying or getting ready for bed. But, I won’t tell anybody you’re up.
See you on Tuesday. – Cyrus
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Asked: 01/27/09 |
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Budget Cuts
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So far this column has been lighthearted, but today I’m going to touch on a serious note. Arizona’s universities are
currently in danger. The proposed $388 million dollar budget cut by state legislators could mean losing things like
your job on campus, access to necessary educational resources—like new software and computers, or even your
entire department. It’s not logical to siphon funds away from colleges right now. With the economy going south,
education is increasingly valuable. More college graduates mean more job options. Education also helps strengthen
new successful businesses, which is a primary way to fight against our staggering unemployment rate. This cut is
not only a threat to the education you’ve worked for, but another nail in our economic coffin. You can meet me and
many other students Today at the State Capitol in Phoenix protesting the situation. Talk to your teacher, because
dean’s excuses have been approved. Protests will be at 1700 W. Washington in Phoenix, 12:00 to 1:30 PM. Buses
will be leaving Old Main at 9 AM. To sign-up for a bus ride and get full information, visit www.gpsc.arizona.edu. I’ll
see you there. – Cyrus
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Asked: 1/21/09 |
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Cheap Eats!
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With the way the economy is going, we can expect to be living in a post-apocalyptic Mad Max future in about ten years. The University of Arizona will become a giant coliseum, where black-leather clad barbarian-punks with giant Mohawks must battle to the death for the last drops of gasoline. And as for living in a terrible desert wasteland, we already have this part down. But our grim fate is still a few years away, and until then we must adapt to being slightly poorer students than ever before. Two ways to cope are: start cooking your own meals, or start saving money when you eat out. Every Wednesday is the $3.00 Combo Meal specials from 10:30 AM to 1:30 PM throughout campus, including the Student Union Memorial Center. For instance, at I.Q. Fresh you can buy a Grilled Chicken Caesar Wrap, reg. Shoestring Fries, and a reg. 24 Oz. fountain drink, all for $3.00. Savings like these will help you tuck away extra money which can be used to horde gasoline and install spikes on your converted 1973 Ford Falcon Coupe. For a complete list of the $3.00 specials, check out www.union.arizona.edu/cheapeats.
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Asked: 1/20/09 |
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Dual use EVERYTHING!
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In college, sometimes you must find dual uses for things. Empty soda cans as vases for your flowers. Toothpaste can be used to grout cracked walls in your dorm. Or inconspicuous advice columns can secretly incite social uprising on unsuspecting colleges. That being said, the Student Union Memorial Center Cellar may be the most versatile place on campus. This Tuesday start off your morning with a bite to eat at the Cellar Bistro, and then stay around for some community bonding at the Presidential Inauguration Watch Party at 10 AM. Later, after you feel patriotic, you can walk next door to the Games Room to work your competitive edge at the Free 9 Ball tournament at 6 PM. Then, this Wednesday, you can use the Bistro to hone your future in Hollywood at the Live! From the Cellar Open Mic at 12 PM. Finally on Friday play at the ridiculously fun Casino Night starting at 8pm, where you can pretend to gamble the night away. So it’s good to think about the varied uses of what’s around you. This column included—don’t hesitate to write me questions about almost anything. Relationships to bad roommates, I’m here to help! Until next time...
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Asked: 1/14/09 |
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Who is Cyrus?
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Wait! Don’t turn that page so quickly. That’s right, I’m talking to you. We need to chat for a minute. When was the last time you did something good for yourself? The semester just began, and whether you’re a freshman or a campus veteran, this can be a stressful time for anybody. Without taking time to enjoy life, you may end up in a funk. Fortunately, you can find me here twice a week to help you discover ways to be productive AND have fun (with help from the Arizona Student Unions.) My name’s Cyrus, also known by persistent nicknames like Cyrus the Virus (these are acceptable, as long as no Miley references are made.) I transferred last year from Pima Community College, and after a brief "What do I major in?" crisis, I settled comfortably into TV and film producing with the School of Media Arts. With showbiz my forte, I know the importance of festivities in a balanced lifestyle. But, you can’t have fun unless you feel good, which means keeping both your mind and body healthy. Through my advice, and the resources in the Student Unions, you can have a great lifestyle this semester. Until next time...
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Asked: 1/14/09 |
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Congratulations Lissette!
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Long-time writer of this column, Lissette Ledesma, graduated with a Bachelor or Art in December 2008. Congratulations and we wish you all the best Lissette!
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Asked: 9/25/08 |
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Savvy Students UNITE!
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I can think of more than ten combo meals in the Unions that are $3.00. Now there are even more reasons to grab lunch at the Student Unions, thanks to you and the new Student Affairs Fee. From 10:30am–1:30pm on Wednesdays, you can stop by various campus restaurants and grab a complete meal for $3.00! One of the many meal options available to full-time students is a Core salad lunch, which includes a Core salad and a Blue Sky Soda. The deal also extends to most Union Food Stop locations, like the Harvill Hot Dog stand, which offers two hot dogs, chips and soda— also only for $3.00 on Wednesdays. Instead of going off campus or walking all the way to University Street for lunch, why not stay sweat-free and grab lunch at the student union? By eating at the union you will definitely save the two most important things in your life: money and time! So, grab your CatCard and head to the Unions [Highland, Bookend and PSU, too] for a cheap, fulfilling and fast lunch! For a complete list of participating locations and meals log on to union.arizona.edu/cheapeats. – Lissette |
Asked: 9/22/08-9/23/08 |
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What is M.A.S.H.?
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M.A.S.H. Do you keep your living space— floor, bed, and kitchen — mostly clean? If your answer is no, then stop reading and clean. But if your answer is yes then you should consider the Off-Campus Housing Guide M.A.S.H contest! For those who don’t know, the M.A.S.H contest gives students the chance to share their living space with the rest of the student body! First place wins a cover photo and feature story in the 2008-09 edition of the UA Off-Campus Housing Guide. Second and third place winners receive a photo shoot and feature story in the Housing Guide. So how do you get on the cover of this annual magazine? Well, the first thing to do is check out M.A.S.H. contest details on the web. This will take you to the Off-Campus Housing Services page where you will find everything you need to know to compete. Make sure to mark your calendars with the contest deadlines and pay special attention to the submission deadline – October 3rd. Whether you want to show off your Mansion, Apartment, Shack or House, consider sharing your comfy, relaxed, glamorous or artsy living areas with all of us!
– Lissette |
Asked: 9/17/08- 9/18/08 |
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What is 'Fro-Yo' in the Cactus Grill?
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The bright pink paint and fresh ingredients are enough to attract students to Fro-Yo after their Cactus Grill meals. Because we are one of the few states that has sunshine more than half the year, having a variety of ways to cool off while walking around campus is very convenient. And what better way to cool off than with ice cream [okay, so it’s really frozen yogurt, as the name implies]! Since the first day of school, Fro-yo has experienced a flurry of student sweets lovers. With more toppings available than in your kitchen cabinet, finishing off your frozen yogurt or soft serve ice cream will be a challenge! If cold sweets are not your cooling off solution, then worry not! Fro-Yo also offers yogurt parfaits. While at most places you have to settle for a pre-made parfait, at Fro-Yo you can add as many or as few toppings in your yogurt as you would like! Will you mix your gummy bears with granola or cookies? Will you try peaches with your sprinkles? Or strawberries and oreos? There is only one way to find out, so come by Cactus Grill and make your own frozen yogurt or yogurt parfait creation! – Lissette |
Asked: 9/15-9/16/08 |
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What are the Unions doing for Hispanic Heritage Month?
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What happens in September? Football games, tailgating, rush and Hispanic Heritage Month! As a University aiming at becoming a Hispanic-serving institution, recognizing Hispanic Heritage month is one of the ways UA caters to the rapidly increasing Hispanic student body. And this year art exhibits, events and other activities will contribute to the cultural celebration this month! Monday initiates this month’s panel discussions, educational programs and speaker series with the Hispanic Heritage Month 2008 kick off! This month aims to not only make our community more aware of our cultural surroundings but also alert and educate everyone of border tensions. As many of us know, we are located mere minutes from the border; therefore, understanding the escalating problems at the border could shed new light on it. And while there will be serious issues depicted this month, there will also be entertaining events! If you love art, come check out the "La Celebracion y El Sufurimiento" art exhibit at the Union Gallery. Logon to union.arizona.edu/socialjustice to check out all the events that will take place during Hispanic Heritage month! – Lissette |
Asked: 9/10/08-9/11/08 |
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A Whole New Gallagher!
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$10.50 for a movie, $7.00 for snacks and long lines amount to too much money and wasted time! Thankfully, the SUMC is home to the Gallagher Theater – the best place to check out movies you missed in theaters and some sneak peeks! This semester make sure to check out "Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist" and as always sneak peeks at Gallagher are Free! On top of free sneak peeks and last call box office smash hits, our Union theater will also host various film series this semester. One of these issue targeting film series is the Women’s Resource Center Film Series, which includes such films as "Live Nude Girls Unite." The Social Justice series continues with films like "In Debt We Trust: America Before the Bubble Bursts." While the Sustainability Series invites us into the realm of political and environmental injustice. These films are comprised of social and environmental issues we rarely think about. So remember to stop by and watch a screening of any of the unique series films for free! And for a complete listing, log on to www.union.arizona.edu/gallagher.
– Lissette |
Asked: 9/08/08-9/09/08 |
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A Weekend with the Family
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When was the last time you saw your parents? Orientation? When they dropped you off at the residence hall? Two days ago? As the semester begins to fly by, we become prone to becoming the student that calls home once maybe twice a month! Mom and Dad begin to think of worst-case scenarios when we forget to return their phone calls! So, how do we show our parents we want them involved in our hectic yet exciting university lifestyles? Family Weekend! From October 3rd to 5th you can share your enthusiasm for the UA through the various Family Weekend activities! You can make your Family Weekend experience one of the best by customizing the events you and your family wish to participate in. Log on to the Family Weekend website. There, you or your parents can customize your weekend with multiple activities like tournaments at the Recreation center, the Legacy Lunch and of course the Weekend BBQ! There are lots of free events to take part in too, so hurry and sign up because faster than you know it, it will be October 3rd! – Lissette |
Asked: 9/02/08-9/04/08 |
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The Name Game
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Core was one of the few restaurants that directly involved the student body it was catered to serve. Our student union is one of few to take student suggestions and incorporate them into the making of a restaurant and this semester is no different from any other! This time around, students will be able to place suggestions for the new eatery located downstairs across from the games room. With a fresh look, feel and menu this new restaurant invites all tastes and cravings! From Organic Grass-Fed Burgers to Honey Mustard Grilled Wild Salmon and Cilantro Lime Shrimp, there is sure to be something for everyone’s taste palette. There are plenty of healthy options like the Quinoa salad and the Thai cucumber salad! While the food has been mastered, the name of the new eatery has yet to reflect the same image! This is where students come in! Log on to the "Name the New Cellar" site and submit your idea for the cellar’s new name! So, rediscover your creative name talent and help name the eatery because you could even win an iPod Touch!
– Lissette |
Asked: 8/25/08 – 8/28/08 |
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A Starbucks and Canyon Café?
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The crowed halls and the congested lines everywhere are all inevitable signs of the first day of classes! It is back to 9am classes or in some cases 12pm classes, no matter how you look at it, it is a fresh start! New beginnings pave pathways for exciting changes, some of which are easily detectable. Now, when you swing by the UA BookStore you can also get your daily dose of caffeine at Starbucks. That’s right; Starbucks is now open in the bookstore! Another caffeine machine that recently settled into your Student Unions is Coca-Cola. Now you can get the tingling Coke experience at every Student Union market, convenience store and restaurant. The Unions have also introduced a whole new menu to the restaurant in the Cellar, and an entirely new approach to movies at Gallagher. The Student Unions invite all of these new changes in hopes of better serving it’s student population! With menu changes, small renovations, and new faces, the Unions are sure to have something to ease the stress of the first week of school. I hope everyone has the best start to their semester – remember to shop around for the best classes for you and to stop by the Unions and experience some new and improved changes. – Lissette |
Asked: 10/19/2007 |
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What is PostSecret and how can I participate?
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PostSecret is a nationwide art project Frank Warren started in 2004. He began asking random people he met on the streets of Washington DC to write and illustrate a secret on a blank postcard. The anonymous secret had to be true and it had to be something they had never shared before. It has been three years now since Warren’s secret search in Washington DC and PostSecert has become an international phenomenon! Now you can become part of this one of a kind art project by submitting your secrets to one of the many drop boxes located around the student union or you can email your secrets to Postsecret Union Gallery SUMC, Rm 364 P.O Box 210017. Make sure to also come to the opening reception on November 5th at the union gallery and a special presentation by Frank Warren himself on November 27th! For more information about PostSecret log on to www.unoin.arizona.edu/gallery and make sure to submit your anonymous dusty secrets itching to be told! |
Asked: 10/11/2007 |
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Do I have to be a member of a sorority or fraternity to register for CATwalk?
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CATwalk is a public fundraising event, which has donated more than $120,00 to the Bobbi Olson fund for women’s cancer research! Today, Lute Olson in conjunction with the UA Fraternity and Sorority students continue raise funds for the Division of Women’s Cancers at the Arizona Cancer Center. The good news is: you can help! The first step is registering, which you can do online. When registering, you will be given the choice between the 5k non-competitive walk and the 10k run. Both races begin around noon, so your walk or run will be in the pleasant warmth of a November afternoon! Any race you decide to run, make sure to mark your calendars and support a good cause. And remember to bring all your friends! |
Asked: 9/26/2007 |
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What is the reason behind the reconstruction of the Student Union in 2003? Are there plans for expanding more and adding more restaurants, stores or other accommodations?
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In 2003 the Union was about 50 years old and was in dire need of remodeling! Since then, the Unions have added several new restaurants and services, but we find that students want more! With a variety of services and restaurants, the Student Union Memorial Center is now one of the five largest collegiate unions in the nation. And our student union is very unique since it is self-supporting-taking in no tuition dollars nor any state funding; therefore, any services come straight from the Unions' budget. If students want any additional services, funding becomes an issue. Would UA students support a fee for their services? Remember, the Unions are here as a resource and are always here to support and ease your life as a student, so enjoy the Unions and take advantage of all the beneficial services we offer! |
Asked: 10/01/2007 |
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Has anyone considered doing something to shorten the lines in the Union restaurants?
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Answer: I understand that long lines and limited time are an unpleasant combination, and yes, there are ways to move through them efficiently for yourself and everyone behind you. The first step is to pay with your Meal Plan. Let's face it, the fastest way to pay is to swipe your CatCard. CatCard-linked Meal Plans are faster than cash, faster than credit cards (the slowest), and if you use the Commuter Plan, there is no minimum deposit. Another way to help get through quickly is to check out the menus online before going. And while you're online, you can add money to your Meal Plan! Also, if you are concerned about your diet, you can find all of the nutritional information in advance on the same site [www.union.arizona.edu/dining]
So if you and your friends are heading to lunch at the Unions, take a second to pass alonge these helpful tips. Who knows? If everyone pitches in, we might get more time to eat and talk! |
Asked: 9/24/2007 |
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Are there any study rooms in the Student Union Memorial Center?
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It seems that the student union never rests! It's restaurants and services for students, staff and faculty seem to be the headquarters of the university! And while you may be thinking that there is no such thing as a quiet place in the Union, there is! If going to the library or ILC seem to be too much of an inconvenience after your tasty lunch here, why not head over to one of the Union's tranquil lounges to catch op on homework? Try the Kachina Lounge right across from Cactus Grill, where you can study AND look at artwork. Or try the Honors Lounge, also on the third level, and the Commuter Lounge on the top floor, where there are also computers to check your email and televisions to take a break from homework. And, of course, the Alumni Lounge is right next to Core, and the USS Arizona Lounge next to that. So, when you need to do homework, remember to include the Union as one of your many studying places! |
Asked: 9/19/2007 |
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Are there any sit down restaurants in the Student Unions?
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The Student Unions offer plenty of choices on the second floor of the SUMC, like Café Sonora, 3 Cheese & a Noodle, the new Core, and IQ. While generally, all you may have time for is a quick meal, sometimes you are lucky enough to have some time to sit down, take a breath and eat!
For those days, the Unions offer a formal sit down restaurant, the Redington, on the third floor of the SUMC. It has an all-you-can-eat buffet that serves a variety of hot dishes and sweet desserts. Of course, if you need to stretch out a bit, there's plenty of seating at the Cactus Grill. Or, if you are up for some comedy while you relax and eat, try the Cellar, in the SUMC Cellar, at noon on Fridays. For more information about dining at the Unions, including hours, menus and nutritional information, log on to www.union.arizona.edu/dining |
Asked: 9/17/2007 |
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What restaurants do you recommend for vegetarians?
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The Union's menu consists of a variety of vegetarian options! One of the best places to eat if you are vegetarian is IQ fresh. IQ offers plenty of healthy options with many vegetarian wraps like the filling Portobello mushroom wrap or try the fresh grilled veggie wrap! They also have ice-cold fruit smoothies that will satisfy anyone's thirst. You may also want to try Cactus Grill, located on the second floor of the Student Union; there you will be able to combine your choice of crisp greens for an ideal salad! There are also vegetarian options at 3 Cheeses & a Noodle and Café Sonora.
And YES! Core opens this Thursday!!!! and it will vastly contribute to the Student Union's vegetarian menu! Pick from over 100 veggie toppings and have them tossed over salad greens or steamed over brown rice. YUM! |
Asked: 9/12/2007 |
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I heard there are art galleries in the Union, where?
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You can sit in a corner and look at a beige wall or you could take advantage of that break between classes to check out some art in the Unions! The Union Gallery offers spectacular art from a wide range of artists and also offers students, faculty and staff a chance to exhibit in the Union. Come see photographs by Chris Dunker, which will be on exhibition until September 20th. If you enjoy Cuban art, come enjoy some the "Café Vi: The Journeys of Cuban Artists," which will be on display from September 28th to October 29th, and has movies and lectures to go with it. And PostSecrets is coming in November. So, when you are walking around with an extra half hour on your hands, come check out some art at the Union Gallery or the Kachina Lounge, both located on the third floor of the Student Union. For more information, log on to union.arizona.edu/gallery |
Asked: 9/10/2007 |
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I am a freshman this semester and I want to become involved but I don't know how.
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What a great idea! Becoming involved in the Student Unions is only a sliver of all the opportunities available at the UA! There are numerous ways to get involved! The first is working here, as I have already mentioned (jobs are listed on Wildcat Joblink, www.career.arizona.edu). Another option is to join a club or organization. The best place to start is at the Center for Student Involvement & Leadership (CSIL), located on the 4th floor of the Student Union. Within CSIL there are a bounty of programs and services, and people to guide you toward that perfect extracurricular activity! CSIL will help you find the perfect organization to volunteer for, the ideal club and perhaps the best fraternity or sorority for you! Whatever program you decide to dedicate your very precious time to, the Student Unions is one of best places to begin your search! |
Asked: 9/5/2007 |
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Revitalize your typical lunch with the fresh new menu at Café Sonora!
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Now that we are back into the usual school routine, a little spice to mix up your day on campus could help ease your hectic schedule! Check out Café Sonora, on the second floor of the Student Union Memorial Center, to cool down from the sizzle of the sun and enjoy some savory new dishes. Try the new grilled steak burrito with fresh sautéed veggies, Spanish rice and other tasty ingredients! And for you veggie lovers, Vegan Delight with TVP is available in burritos, tacos and salads, and if you haven't tried the new Rocky Point tacos, you are missing out. If you are light eater, Café Sonora is great because you can order à la cart, or for bigger appetites you can choose from different combinations! Make sure to dip into their new salsa bar, which will tickle your taste buds! Remember, when you are contemplating what you will have for lunch, stop by Café Sonora and try their new menu! |
Asked: 8/29/2007 |
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Besides recycling in the Unions, are there other places to recycle throughout the campus?
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First of all, I would like to say thank you for recycling! It's a great thing you are doing and something everyone can participate in. The Student Unions offer a variety of ways to recycle your trash, for example: aluminum cans, newspaper, and white paper among others. There are also other programs on campus that aim to get everyone recycling-especially the big Recycle Mania competition held annually by our friends over at Residence Life (recycle@life.arizona.edu). For more information about Campus Recycling, call the Campus Recycling Office at 520-621-1264. And for more information about recycling at the Student Unions, feel free to log on to www.union.arizona.edu, click on About Us and select Recycling. Finally, let's all try our best to do our part in recycling to make this campus cleaner! |
Asked: 8/23/2007 |
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I would like to get a job at the unions and I was wondering if having my hair dyed pink or another unusual color would hinder my prospects?
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Wanting to work at the student unions is a smart idea. Working at the unions gives you the flexibility you need and want from any job. At the unions you are sure to find a position that best fits your abilities while working along side other students like you! Right now is the ideal time to apply for jobs at the student unions because it is the beginning of the semester and there are positions available in various departments. Having unusual hair dye in your hair is not an issue when applying for a job at the student unions. However, there are restrictions on tattoos, piercings, and facial jewelry. You should consult your future employer if you still have questions or doubts. For more information on applying for jobs at the student unions log onto www.union.arizona.edu click on Leadership & Involvement and select Get a Job! Good luck! |
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